FANNY
legendary madman from Winnipeg

XANOPTICON
one of pittsburgh's finest. likely to crush your goddamn soul

ED FLIS
aka duran duran duran, aka holy shit

VALAV
trek moar je kosn ip en smot moar je kitten, we goan een beentje smitten

SHATTERBREAK
possibly an alien force hell-bent on destruction, hope for salvation is fading fast. FEROCIOUS

VASCULATOR
the Edgar Synder of personal injury lawyers

TELLADICTORIAN
grotesque zombie assault on your eyeballs

OVULUS
ever-growing stacks of words and sounds. goodness gracious, the papers

8CYLINDER
useless software and shitty music from pittsburgh

ALUMNI
moving on

WRECKED-DISTRO.COM
distro for that crap you're looking for. flipping the retail game in pittsburgh

NO ROOM FOR TALENT RECORDS
having overcome the handicap of being from ohio, there is nothing left to hinder this label's plans for world domination

WEAPONSCACHE.ORG
mad fucking dangerous music blog. all hands on deck: this is not a drill

DEVNULL
a gigantic nerd strangling you with your own intestines

PROMETHEUS BURNING
industrial-strength pummelling from pittsburgh

CUTUPS
personal lair of wrecked distro's vile leader, dripping wet with trade secrets

WHAT THE HELL IS RHINOPLEX.ORG?
rhinoplex.org was started in 2000 as a way to give free webspace to people making music and art in pittsburgh, pa usa. by building and maintaining the server on our own, we can operate without the compulsory client popups, storage limits, bandwidth restrictions, and other bullshit imposed on users by worthless providers like geocities, angelfire, and the ever-worsening myspace. since it began, rhinoplex.org has expanded to include users from philly, boston, canada, and yes, even ohio. the server runs freebsd on an AMD processor.

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